This morning is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I saw a cat wearing a hat. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously We Can't Think That!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just took place. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this massive squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was holding a gold coin! This is the truth. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly astonishing

Can you believe this? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I swear this is {thetrutth. That story has so outrageous, I almost doubt it's real..

• Perhaps it was a illusion? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely outrageous. I don't believe what we've just experienced. It's like adream come true. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a get more info whole new world.